Hes Dead Jim Yeah Id Do It Again
Dumb and Dumber is a 1994 comedy film starring virtually ii well-meaning but inept friends who travel across the country to Aspen, Colorado to endeavour to give back a briefcase left in an airport as office of a ransom payment.
- Directed past Peter Farrelly. Written past Peter Farrelly, Bennett Yellin and Bobby Farrelly.
What the one doesn't have, the other is missing. (taglines)
Lloyd Christmas [edit]
- [after hearing of Petey's death] That'south it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!
- Life'due south a fragile matter, Harr. One minute you lot're chewin' on a burger, and the next infinitesimal you're dead meat.
- Hey. Wanna hear the nearly annoying sound in the world? [makes a loud, weird racket]
- [pretends to promote Turbo Lax] 1 half teaspoon, for fast, effective relief.
- You know what I'm ill and tired of, Harry? I'k sick and tired of having to eke my mode through life. I'm sick and tired of bein' a nobody. Simply nearly of all, I'm sick and tired of havin' nobody.
- (nearly a passing woman at the preservation society) I'd similar to eat her liver with some "farver" beans and a squeamish bottle of chianti! [he and Harry imitate Hannibal Lecter]
- Mary, I badly want to make love to a schoolboy.
Harry Dunne [edit]
- Y'all know, Lloyd, just when I call back you couldn't mayhap be any dumber, yous go and exercise something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
- [to Mary, while looking at a pair of owls] Overnice set up of hooters y'all got at that place.
Dialogue [edit]
- Lloyd: I'm only human, Harry! Anybody tin can brand a error. Come on! Stop bein' a infant! And so we backtracked a tad!
- Harry: A TAD?!!
- (he furiously runs up to Lloyd)
- Harry: A tad, Lloyd?! Yous drove almost a 6th of the way across the country in the wrong... Management!!! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen! We don't have plenty money to get home! We don't have enough money to swallow! We don't have plenty coin... TO SLEEP!!
- Lloyd: Well, information technology'southward non gonna do us any good to sit here whinin' about it. We're in a hole. Nosotros're just gonna have to dig ourselves out.
- Harry: (nods unhappily) Okay. Right. You're right. You're admittedly correct, Lloyd.
- (he'due south about to walk abroad)
- Lloyd: Where ya goin'?
- Harry: Home. I'1000 walking abode!
- Lloyd: Oh! Well, pardon me, Mr. PERFECT!!! (nervously laughs) I judge I forgot that you never, ever brand a mistake!
- Joe: (sees a note on Harry and Lloyd'due south door) Those rat bastards. They're rubbin' information technology correct in our faces.
- Shay: Homo! Andre'll have a goddamn hemorrage if we don't get that briefcase back!
- Joe: They must've been followin' us for weeks.
- Shay: Why ya say?
- Joe: "Gas Human being". How the hell do they know that I got gas?
- Shay: They gotta be pros.
- Joe: Don't worry. We're gonna get that money dorsum. And I'll tell you somethin' else. They ain't never gettin' to Aspen. I'thou gonna see to that. [crumples the note]
- Joe: [on the phone with Nicholas] Yep, it's Mental. I'1000 just sitting downwards to a nice meal with our boys.
- Nicholas: Oh, how nice for you. Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! Wait, I tin't have these guys runnin' effectually Aspen!
- Joe: Don't worry. They ain't gonna be runnin' around nowhere after I dump a petty rat poison in their Shirley Temple.
- Harry: How was your day?
- Lloyd: Corking. Fell off the jetway again.
- Harry: Then you got fired again?
- Lloyd: Yes, they always freak out when you go out the scene of an blow, ya know.
- Harry: Aye, I lost my job besides.
- Lloyd: Man, You are one pathetic loser. No crime.
- Harry: No, none taken.
- Nicholas: Which ane of yous losers wants to get it first?
- Lloyd: Over here. I was the one who got us into this whole mess. C'mon, shoot me.
- Harry: No! Wait. Practice me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd, I deserve it.
- Lloyd: No, you don't.
- Harry: Yes, I do.
- Lloyd: No, y'all don't. No, you don't!
- Harry: Yes, I do! Yesterday was i of the greatest days of my life! Mary and I went skiing, nosotros made a snowman, she touched my leg.
- Lloyd: [sarcastically] Okay. Kill him!
- [Nicholas shoots Harry, and Harry faints, seemingly dead]
- Lloyd: Oh, no! [whimpers; to Nicholas] Y'all killed my all-time friend, y'all bounder!
- Nicholas: [points his gun at Lloyd] If information technology's whatsoever consolation, you're nigh to exist reunited.
- [but before he can attempt to shoot, Harry, fully recovered, extracts his gun, and tries to shoot Nicholas, but misses]
- Lloyd: Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot.
- Nicholas: Lucky me.
- Lloyd: [nudges Harry] Y'all're it.
- Harry: [nudges Lloyd] Yous're information technology.
- Lloyd: [nudges Harry] You're it, quitsies!
- Harry: Anti-quitsies. [nudges Lloyd] You lot're information technology! Quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
- Lloyd: You can't do that!
- Harry: Tin can too!
- Lloyd: Cannot, stamped information technology!
- Harry: Tin can as well, double stamped it, no erasies!
- Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamped it, no erasies, touch on blueish make it true. [puts his hands over his ears and sings]
- Harry: No! No! You lot can't triple postage stamp a double stamp! You tin can't triple postage stamp a double stamp, Lloyd! You lot can't triple stamp a double postage stamp! LLOYD! LLOYD! You c--
- Joe: GUYS!!! ENOUGH!!
- Beth: The number'south 555-...
- Harry: (quietly and speedily) 555-...
- Beth: 905-- Wait a minute, that's my former number. (laughs) That is and then weird how your heed but goes blank!
- Harry: (screams while his left leg is on burn down) FOR GOD'S SAKES, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!
- Beth: Okay, look. Uh, you're gonna go pushy, forget about it!
- (she drives away)
Taglines [edit]
- What the ane doesn't have, the other is missing.
- For Harry and Lloyd every mean solar day is a no-brainer.
Cast [edit]
- Jim Carrey — Lloyd Christmas
- Jeff Daniels — Harry Dunne
- Lauren Holly — Mary Swanson
- Mike Starr — Joe 'Mental' Mentaliano
- Karen Duffy — J.P. Shay
- Charles Rocket — Nicholas Andre
- Victoria Rowell — FBI Special Amanuensis Beth Jordan
See also [edit]
- Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
- Dumb and Dumber To
External links [edit]
- Impaired and Dumber quotes at the Cyberspace Movie Database
- Impaired and Dumber at Rotten Tomatoes
rutherfordrestroulner62.blogspot.com
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